In case you ever find yourself in a similar situation and need to take a couple hoighty-toighty government boys down a few notches, here are a few new truths I garnered tonight:
1. More people can correctly spell Des Moines than Pittsburgh
2. "Trouble Helmsley" is the luckiest pooch in the world after owner Leona Helmsley left him $12 million trust fund.
3. And there is a very long word that starts with an A that is the medical term for graying hair that I have already forgotten and for the life of me can't find using Google.
|Blouse: H&M, Tank: NY and Co., Skirt: H&M, Heels: Jessica Simpson, Bag/ Glasses: Michael Kors, Jewelry: Gifted, Scary pale skin all over: c/o The Winter (oh who am I kidding, I will look like this even in the summer, but a girl can try, right?)|
|Hey, look! I'm outside again! Pssh the fact that it is dark out doesn't matter. You are still getting to see something other than my bedroom walls, which has to be exciting!|